Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
