my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
tell me about the fingering
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