did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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