At least make sure they are 18
Why
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize