i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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