VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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