Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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