Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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