Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
It's shark week go big or go home
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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