He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i just had sex bonerless
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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