Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
