its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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