she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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