belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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