I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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