i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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