gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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