It's like God shit irony all over that family
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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