she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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