I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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