On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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