Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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