One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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