My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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