Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
