do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Is this like a preordered booty call?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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