you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
We have started to decorate penises.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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