How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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