Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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