Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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