scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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