i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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