Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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