My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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