do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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