why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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