I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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