i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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