During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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