what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
