yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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