i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
All I want is dick and wine.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
