Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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