I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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