Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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