So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I died a long time ago.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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