she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
