she looked like the bat from fern gully.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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