If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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