How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I didn't notice because vodka
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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