Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
don't judge my taste in strippers
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize