Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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