a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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