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This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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