found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Randomize
