Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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