I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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